Worst Jokes Ever

Is it possible to stutter in sign language?

Yes, it’s called Parkinson’s.

How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

They only have a back door.

POV: You keep having auditory hallucinations and fully believe your house is haunted because you never went and got diagnosed for schizophrenia.

A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

Explain Bear, girl, you're tripping.

Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?

A. Crayons.

What did Kobe say to the helicopter?

"Don't crash!"

Kobe: "Don't crash!"

Helicopter: *Crashes*

How do you call a Chinese emo? Han ing. (Hanging)

I was at my grandparents' and saw someone breaking into a car. I told my grandpa, "He's trying to break into the car!" He said, "No, ours is in the garden."

I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".

How do you blind an Irish woman?

You put a bottle of Scotch in front of her.

What is the definition of confusion?

Three blind lesbians in a fish market.

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?

I've never been inside a submarine.

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

What do you call a guy with no body and nose?

No body nose

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg?

He's all right.

What is Helen Keller's son's name? Hrrrrrrr.