Never

Never jokes

Orphan

Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.

All they will talk about is how great their family is.

Dad

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Kid

Why are emo kids the best jumpers?

Because they never fall down.

Orphan

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

Memes

Tragedy

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Orphan

Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.

Baby

Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.

They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...

Sand

Why is the sand always pissed off?

Because the sand never waves back!

String

You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.

Quiz

Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?

"No computers allowed on the test!"

Nun

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Egg

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

9/11

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Mom

Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."