Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Never gonna give you up.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Never got a mother's love, lol.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Why was the people's wedding so miserable...
'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.
What has one head, one foot, and four legs? A: A bed.
Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof? A: Never mind, it's over your head!
Q: How many letters are in the alphabet? A: 11. A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Bastards can never pray, because they don't have a Holy Father.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
