Never jokes
If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Iβll never forget the first time we met, but Iβll keep trying.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
Memes
true though
Did you hear the rumors about butter?
Never mindβyou shouldn't spread them.
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, itβs too cheesy.
Lol, I keep stealing my dad's medication money, and the best part is he never remembers.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What does NASA say when they donβt want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.
The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.
No offense to anyone though. I donβt understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well βitβs just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.β
So leave her alone. Thank you. π
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he wonβt abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? Thatβs Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe heβs real and always here. Donβt let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or donβt believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.
POV: Wine Taster in hell.
I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"
The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.
"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."
"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."
Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.