You will never have a girlfriend
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
I WAVED to you before but you never SEA me because your so WASHED up😂🤣😍😍😍🥰🥰
My dad is like a unicorn He's never here. :c
i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him
What two fights can Africa never win? A food fight and a water fight.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
The kids dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back
people in africa have earth fire air but never water
Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild. He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!
Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
A man walks into a bar, and says "Ouch!" And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids. Knuckle babies don't eat.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes because you can’t dislike what you have never seen
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why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding? Because they never came home
I never get off on the wrong foot
