Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
Never Jokes
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Never gonna give you up.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".
Hi, are you even my sister?
Yes, I am.
No, you're not, because you never even existed as my sister.
What’s the issue with 9/11 jokes?
They never land.
Just like the planes.
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
