Never jokes
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."
Why are emo kids the best jumpers?
Because they never fall down.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Why is the sand always pissed off?
Because the sand never waves back!
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
Could never understand why people would say Stephen Hawking is a dead man walking.
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)
Never mind. You won't understand.
Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.
Your mom is so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign because it never said "go."
Never gonna give you up.
What's a energy drink orphans never tried? "Mother".