Need Jokes

What is worse to have - a dead baby or dead Santa Claus? Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.

“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said

“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.

“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”

Guys, We need to stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents might get upset. Oh, wait... never mind.

I: Get a boomerang type: Why? Me: Because for frisbee you need friends.

Who need April 1st if your whole life is already a lie ༼⍨༽

Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house

What's the worst part of about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car? Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.

Why can’t orphans go on game shows

You need a family member

so, a few hours ago my friend said i need to CUT it out with the s/h jokes...like...it's really not that deep?

A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said "you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills." *he hands her a pen* He said "sell me this pen" She puts in between her boobs.

What's the best thing about midgets??

They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.

I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret

Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.