Need Jokes

Yo mama so fat, she needed cheat codes for WII FIT!

Why did the Orphan become a prostitute,

Because they needed someone to call daddy

My brother caught Covid last month.

First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'

I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'

In 2021We won't need a April fools prank think of Joe Biden and call it a day

Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage

Son:why

Father:you’ll need them there

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

(not original, but I forgot the source)

why did the orphan go to church? because they need a father

Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help

Why does sans say I got a bone to pick with you?

Because he needs to pick your balls

Official Dj Penaldo playlist. 1. I'm a fraud 2. I need you (ft. Tap-ins) 3. I Want to Leave Mid United 4. Back where I belong (ft. Europa league) 5. TY Eder 6. Nobody wants me ( Rejectnaldo Remix) 7. Fuck that kid ( ft. Lil Broke phone) 8. Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)

I hope stephen hawkings an origen donar bc i need new parts for my go cart

My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!

U need to eat make up in the inside beacuse Friend....... your so ulgy and your not even pretty in the outside

I told her she needed to put her dog on a leash and her boyfriend is still on a leash to this day 😮‍💨

School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"

Why did the silly boy 👦 take the Christmas tree 🎄 to a barber?

Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.

If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping, after all they are iNdePendEnt and need no man.

Cheer on the rapist if you want

There's a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, "People need me for my medical skills." grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, "People need me for my intelligence." grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, "I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute." The nerd says, "Don't worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."