Need jokes
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What stands on the side of the road and needs a lot of money to buy?
Billboard, did you think I was gonna say street walker?
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
I wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor. I need some parts for my laptop.
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? π€£
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
What does one gay guy say to his boyfriend before he leaves for a vacation?
"Need help packing your shit?"
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
School teacher: "Hey kid, why don't you just go home to your family?"
Orphan: "My family never came back for me."
School teacher: "Your daddy must've really needed that milk."
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Your mother is so fat, she doesnβt need...
What plate do you need to eat in a car? A license plate!
Who needs Singles Day when you're single for the rest of your life!