Name jokes
Levi
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Who's Joe?
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Memes
My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
I'm Priya.
Rajdeep
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
priyanka
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
Why is Goofy named Goofy? Because he is goofy!
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."