Name jokes

Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."

My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.

I met a homeless guy named Rich.

He wasn't.

My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).

So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."

Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:

Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.

Jamal

What is your car's name?

Rajdeep

What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.

My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

Joe Mama!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Esteban.

Esteban who?

If you do not open the door, Esteban you!

The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?

Cold War.

Levi

Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.

"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."

Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."

What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*

Them: Puma

“Puma balls in yo mouth.”