Name jokes
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Kendon is a loser!
Jamal
Memes
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Who's Joe?
Orphan: Favorite song?
My name:
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Levi
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.