Name jokes
Me: Name all the planets.
Other person: Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Neptune, Mercury, Uranus.
Me: Not my anus!
Once, there was a brother and a sister that shared a YouTube channel. He named it "Penis Dick Marathon."
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Memes
Nirvana Shirt
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Jamal
What is your car's name?
Rajdeep
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Joe Mama!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war?
Cold War.
Levi
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."