Name jokes
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."