Name jokes
Peter B is homogay.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Teacher: "What's your name?"
Student: "Hang on a second."
10 seconds later:
Teacher: "Is something wrong?"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
20 seconds later:
Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"
Student: "Just listen to me!"
Teacher: "Go on, speak!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
Tyler
I lost my dog. I probably shouldn't have named him "rape."
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
John took a bath with bubbles.
Bubbles was a man.
This is fucked up, my name is Shaylie.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Hey Gwen... I had a friend named Gwen in preschool.
The preschool was Cascade Christian and in Washington (which is close to Oregon. I read in a chat that you live there.) This is a long shot, but I think you might be the same Gwen. If not, ok.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
Q. What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
A. a PadaJuan.
What’s another name for cumming in a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.