Name jokes
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Memes
Read my name.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Coooper
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!