Name jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Memes
Read my name.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Daryll
Coooper
I'm Pastor Moe Mister, Moe Lester.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Joe Mama has a chode.