Name jokes
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Memes
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.
This is my name: watersharky!
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What did Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground?
"Oh shit, is my name still on the Stanley Cup?"
"Hey, look at me, I'm stupid named Jordan C who won't shut up and leave Addison alone."
Dude, your last name sounds like a seafood shop, Jordan C.!
Okay, Gwen, I'll be offline for a while... so if anyone by my name types anything, it's a fake. The only way you know it's me is if I say one of my nicknames. Okay, so yeah, take care of my account while I'm gone. BYE!!!!
"Hey, Firesharky... How did you know if I was your brother when I'm not? You didn't even say my name, and plus, I'm lying about my name."
Harrison
What do you call a dick with three eyes?
Preston.
Dolly (DYM 79).
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Alya?
I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?
#Imbored