What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Braken Rodrgrigous?
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What does it mean when there is a man in your bed, gasping for breath and saying your name?
It just means that you didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
My science teacher was talking about natural selection.
At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.
If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Daeveeonnnn.
Daveon...
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
