Name jokes
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
This is how animals were named.
"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?
"Bison. Perfect."
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Like a work film, to take new in the center.
More good, Tar de Spring is the mill Murray Hurlowar Skelett Dwight Dowl - for its general help!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
Is your middle name Fancy Feast?
'Cause your face looks like a can of dog food.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
Joe Mama has a chode.
Louie Fennell.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".