What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Name Jokes
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"
Read my name.
Eli Tremain.
Riley Styler :)
Habit.
