Name jokes

Harrison

Okay, I'm on my last nerve when people say "Water Shark Guy" and other things THAT ARE NOT MY NAME.

This is my name: watersharky!

What do you call a dick with three eyes?

Preston.

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

Alya?

I feel weird to ask this, but can anyone guess my real name?

#Imbored

Parton (DYM 80).

Blake drinks Coke.

Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

Hello people, my name is Osama.

I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.

Dolly (DYM 79).

Mike Oxlong.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

Jake?

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Riley Styler :)

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.