Name jokes
Gwen?!?!??!/1??!?!??!
Mike Oxlong.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!
Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Memes
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Bharat
Palabhai
Majama.
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?
He kicked the bucket.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?
Goddammit, Jamal!
Daveon...
Daeveeonnnn.
Why are pirates named pirates?
Cuz they arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s?
Shakespeare.
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Name: Jack, call sign "triple".
School: Nova corps gun academy.
Location: Wyoming mountains.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.