Name jokes
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
Braken Rodrgrigous?
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
One day, a chemistry teacher asked his student, whose name is Raj, "What is the chemical formula of water?"
The Raj replied, "HIJKLMNO."
The teacher asked, "What is this rubbish?"
The Raj replied, "Yesterday, you taught the chemical formula of water is H2O."
Wish jokers.
Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."
What is a wasp called?
A wannabe.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!