Name

Name jokes

Haircut

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

Prince

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Club

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

Memes

Phone

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

Friend

The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.

Bucket

What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years?

He kicked the bucket.

Night

What do you say when you hear someone tripping over at night?

Goddammit, Jamal!

Shooting

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

Crowbar

Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.

Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.

Bubble

Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?

Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!

Call

Name: Jack, call sign "triple".

School: Nova corps gun academy.

Location: Wyoming mountains.

Cabbage

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cabbage.

Cabbage who?

Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.