Name jokes
Parton (DYM 80).
Blake drinks Coke.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Memes
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Roddy Rick Dalby
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.
The name is Doe, Dilbert Doe. You can call me Dil.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.