Name jokes

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.

Eli Tremain.

Hi, my name's Dixy.

Dixy Normis.

Habit.

Riley Styler :)

What is a wasp called?

A wannabe.

Wish jokers.

Craig's name is now Craig William Duncan "Froo."

Chuck Norris came up with the name for Walker, Texas Ranger in sheer brilliance. You can arrange each letter for the name of the show to display the true name being "Wrangler Karate Sex!"

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cabbage.

Cabbage who?

Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.

My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

RYAN MY BELOVED SON WHERE ARE YOU?

What is a popular name for girl peanuts?

Michelle.

Braken Rodrgrigous?

Do you know Joe?

Joe who?

Joe *boom*.

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.