Kinder jokes

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A Kinder Surprise.

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?

Mike said: I don’t know, what?

Jon said: Kinder surprise.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?

"Kinder Egg surprise."

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.