Kinder jokes

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?

"Kinder Egg surprise."

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A Kinder Surprise.

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?

Mike said: I don’t know, what?

Jon said: Kinder surprise.

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?

A KinderGarden.