Kinder jokes

What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?

A Kinder Surprise.

What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?

Kinder

No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.

Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?

Mike said: I don’t know, what?

Jon said: Kinder surprise.

Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.

My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"

What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?

"Kinder Egg surprise."

Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.

Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".

Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.

All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.

He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.

What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?

A kindergarden.

What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?

Little kids leave preschool.

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"