Indian culture jokes

Panchatantra is a collection of Indian fables.

Bharat

Palabhai

Majama.

Ghanshyam.

What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.

What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?

You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".

SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.

WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”