Name jokes
What do you call a Black Iron Man?
Robert Browny Jr.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What did Love name his daughter?
Sweetheart. ♥
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
The brain named itself, and when the brain realized that it named itself, it was surprised.
But maybe, it was a spelling mistake and the brain wanted the name Brian. We all have a little Brian in us!
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Who's Joe?
I like dicks... sporting goods.
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
What do u call an Asian that was born at the wrong time?
Wrong тайминг.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
What does a stuttering Santa call Mrs. Claus?
A hoe hoe hoe.
EMMETT BROWN IS FAT.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.