Name jokes

If Tim goes to heaven and Tom goes to hell, where does Tam go?

Up your ass.

Josh

Khalil Abubakar

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

I don’t know what to call this chat.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

What do you call Bill Tran?

Stupid noob.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jo. Jo who? Jo Auntie.

My name is Giselle.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

My name is Myria, my right nut.

What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri

"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."

Did you hear about the Syrian guy that shot a bunch of people? He was Robert Kurd.

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

I'm Clueless.

By M. T. Head.

Why did Sellwood get named?

It is made of wood that got sold.

My name is Martha.

There once was a man named Dave who dug up a prostitutes grave, she was as moldy as shit and missing a tit, but think of all the money he saved

Devora Malka, the Nora School, Silver Springs, Maryland, also known as Opal.