What do you call a fish with out eye?
a fsh
one of my students ask "can i have a book mark?"
A YEAR OF SCHOOL AND THEY STILL DONT KNOW MY NAME IS DANNY
my ex friends are depressed there names are kaitlyn and ava
Banker: I have the right to take your money! Me: Check my name Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: realizes Me:πποΈ gimme gimme
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
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friend: Name one gay person off the top of you're head Me: Me
What another name for an Abortion?
Canceling your delivery.
A man had moved to a new contry with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there telling he wanted his dog to be groomed. The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours" so the man left and came back a couple hours later when he asked about his dog he was given a box of jerky he found out "happy dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
(To a mexican person) When i first met you I thought you were going to say,My name is enrique i have a job for you.
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
my name is giselle
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two police men use one gunπ
Daddy I really miss you mummy changed my name to tickle timpson anyway daddy I forgive you for abusing me
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
Karien: Mom, I don't care if you're dating a new guy, I want you and Dad to be together!
Daiana: Sometimes things don't work out, like when it didn't work between your father and me. Time to move on Karien.
Karien: Will I'm not moving on! I can't believe you love someone else!
Daiana: Karien, just give him a chance. His name is Derek he loves cooking, cleaning, and anything that has you doing something.
Karien: That is so boring!
Daiana: Will just work with me please?
Karien: I'll give you a day...24 hours mom!
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NAME: PRUNO PENANDES ππ€
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM π€π€
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREESπ€¬πΏ
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOTπ₯
"GIVE ME PENALTYβπ€¬π€¬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"ππ
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son. Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is Allahu Akbar
A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
