my name is gunter, gunter gunter is dead gunter gunter stuffed my cats head ;D
What do you call a dog with no legs?? ...you cant call it anything. It won't vome to you
Her last name starts with a and ends with d and the middle letters are poo
dear doctor
ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly Ray Palp
Q: a mom had 5 children - January, febuary, march, april what is the name of the fifth child? A: What.
What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?
An art attack!
What time is it when you get home can you walk me home and get home and I can walk you home and walk home
I got a horse and i named it hermio-nae
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ach Ach who? Bless you
Knock knock Who’s there? My name is Ya Ya who? Yahooooo!!!
You will never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Ashley said to me one day that what is my name and I said my name is everyday life of stupidity
when i try to call my friend i can't get through because my name is Lin Kon and the operator Keeps saying yes Mr president
why you never have to give a ballon to Elsa? Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo
What are they going to say about Tim Gunn in 20 years? He kicked the bucket.
Wish jokers
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Bro asian girls have the weirdest names i was fucking one and she kept on saying im tu yung
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, “Down, Syndrome!”
