Name jokes
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.
Voicemailing.
Boggy
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.
Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"
"No, I named myself," she answered.
"Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"
"Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.
‘BJ Titsngolf’
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
I guess you can say he xxxpired.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
What did kings say when they were made king? Allah ail (All hail) [insert name here]!
Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"
(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)
Poirier: Really, bitch?
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Teddy
What do you call a fat Mexican rat?
Rasmus.
Arik? (Not a joke.)
Is Will Smith a blacksmith?
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.