Name jokes
My name is Myria, my right nut.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
I'm Clueless.
By M. T. Head.
Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
In Egypt, I walked past my twin named Tyler Bungard (you can search his name up) :
I am crying tears of joy rn. I was wrongfully sentenced to death. They took me to prison to wait for my execution, but when I got there, they said that I was free. I asked them why and they told me that a man named Penaldo had taken my death penalty for me. Thank you, Penaldo!
The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.
I named my dog Stone so that I can say to people that I throw stones every day.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
If Shaquille O’Neal had a boat, he would’ve named it Freethrow, because he will never sink it.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."
Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"
Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
My Son: "Mummy, why is my name Thomas?"
Me: "Because the night you were conceived, I had a train run on me."
There are some questionable candies out there, such as:
"All I want is a good Blow Pop."
"I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."
"If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."
"Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."
"Or adopt Three Musketeers."
"Or even end up with a Sour Patch."
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
So, one day in 3rd grade, I was making this art piece and I was talking about my friend that was a boy that I have known for 5 years. But then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I'M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!" As soon as I heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing their butts off, but laughed so hard, I fell out of my chair!
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a mosquito in your language?
We don't call them, they just come and bite.