Name jokes
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Remember the name Ben Andrews.
Andrew drew a picture of Andrew.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What’s another name for a woman giving birth?
Unloading the dishwasher.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
Hi, I'm Hi.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."
One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.