Name jokes
What do you call the Illuminati when they take over the world and control everything?
The Jew World Order.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
William
One time, me and the bois got drunk and we were on the freeway...
...when the road was closed because a wild animal species named “The Cult” was on the loose.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
There were 5 cows on a farm, one mom and 4 calves.
The first calf goes up to the mom and says, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mother cow replies, "Well sweetie, when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
The second calf walks up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?", to which the mom replies "Well honey, when you were born, a single lily petal fell on your head."
The third calf walks up, but before it can get a word out, the fourth calf screams at the top of its lungs. The mother cow yells, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa?
Klaustrophobic.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
What should you name a dog without any legs?
It doesn't really matter. No matter what you yell, he's not coming.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
Your mum is gay; her name is Rachel.
Hi, I'm Hi.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.