Name jokes
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
Josh
What do you call a Spanish toilet?
Elton John.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Connor Davison
Ruhan.
"Hi, my name is Robert. I have no life. Even my PS4 username is gay lil_bama."
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
I should name my dog Ariana Grande.
That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
Christopher Reeve.
This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
What's wrong with my friend?
He's called Dobby Coleman and has a massive jaw.
Q: What do Mexicans love to wear in the air force?
A: Air Force Juans.
What is Johnny Depp's new legal name?
Johnny in debt.
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'