Name jokes

What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dick tater.

Why is Joe cool?

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!

Grace...what stinks?

Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"

(After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)

Poirier: Really, bitch?

Yulia

"Why did my name start with an L? Because it is lips, lol."

Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.

What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.

Aarif

William

FUCK OFF GULLER!

What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri

I need to speak to Water Sharky.

MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️

Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.

Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.

My name is Martha.

"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"

Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.

Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!

Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?

You suck!