Name

Name jokes

Pear

    • I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.

    Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."

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    • Daddy

    • Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"

    Name memes

    Insult

    • Conor MacGregor to Poirier: "Your wife is your husband!"

    (After the fight, or should I say after the fracture.)

    Poirier: Really, bitch?