Name jokes

I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.

Carter is a pussy.

My name is Jeff.

Hi, my name is Bob.

Lee Bryan

A girl asked her mom, "Why is my name Walmart?"

Her dad replied and said, "Because that’s where you were made."

What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.

"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."

What do you call Jamieilyah when she is sleeping?

Sleeping Beauty.

"GWEN, can you help me? There's some person messing with me. There name is JADSA, something like that. Look for a joke named Jayden."

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)

Person you don't know, my name.

Q: What is the best Disney character?

A: Toe Mater.

How do you get Dick from Richard?

You ask nicely.

Raffie?

What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

Boggy

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.