Name jokes
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
A girl walks in the room. She asks her mom, "Why's my name Flower?" Her mom said, "When you were born, a flower fell on your head." Brick walks in the room. Jasvidnqzkdvsosbd.
What is the name of Hitler's WiFi?
The local Aryan network.
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
What was the guy with no arms, legs, or a head name?
Matt.
Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
"Hi Koko, you said we met a few years ago. What is your real name? Lol."
My Mother: Wanna hear the song, "Chloe, your the one I want" on Pandora?
Me: No, I am tired of that song and I am annoyed by it.
Mom: Don't talk back to me like that, young lady.
Me: / someone else? - -gets silent in da room-
Brother: Yeah, this song is very annoying, but maybe better than the Chelsea song.
Joke is here now what do you do if you hear the name Chloe?
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
What do you call a girl with only one arm and leg?
Eileen.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
ABBaS.
Jonah Oglan.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.
Imagine calling a dragon "fucking dewi."
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.
All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham