I was kissin my gal when the phone rang. I awnsered it and it was a prank. I walked into the room when my girl had sex with me. Then we cumed the house full XD
Ps free sex at my name
What do you call a kid that’s cold and his name is war *cold war*
orphan: Favorite song my name:
priyanka
What did the Olympic Swimmer call his son?
Paul.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Esteban.
Esteban who?
If you do not open the door, Esteban you!
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Hello, I am firesharky, the brother of Watersharky.
Why did people say a man had nothing? ... Because he was a-nonymous.
Hjja rehamms jjjwma name.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Sam from Bow.
Why is a priest called "father?" It's too weird to call them "daddy."
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
Ashton Parkes.
What do you call Anne born in May? A Maybe.
What is your car's name?
Rajdeep
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
