Name jokes
I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:
1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.
I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Jack smells.
So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.
What is your name?
Memes
What do you call your kids?
What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?
Then you get the name Chrisa.
What time is your name from? Any time.
What is your favorite name?
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Johnathon
Khalil Abubakar
What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"
Taylor.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
Terrance M.
Why did Sellwood get named?
It is made of wood that got sold.
Ask me who Joe is.
Who is Joe?
JOE MAMA!
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
Joe.