Name jokes

So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.

The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.

Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.

What is the name of the political party in the United States that was founded in 1971 and has lost a presidential election since 1972, and is more politically corrupted than the man boy love association of America because it is politically motivated?

Libertarian Party.

Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.

What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?

Lay-Z and Freeyonce.

What do you call a surprised Chinese man?

Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.

Bob: Kanye West.

Dad: No, but I can East.

What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.

Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

A: Carlos.

What bee doesn’t fly properly?

Kobe.

Do you know Joe?

Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?

Mario Kart.

Stephanie is my name.

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok 😂

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!

What do you call a basketball player with erectile dysfunction?

Tragic Johnson.

If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?

I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.

My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!

What do you call a questioning Constanta?

Curious George.