Name jokes

Boggy

How do you get "Dick" from Richard?

Ask him nicely.

Jack smells.

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails.

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear.

So if you say a bear shoots children, and Leah likes Mason Boswells, and I go to Benjamin Adlard year 6.

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

James Dalton.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Mary."

"Mary who?"

"Marry me!"

Mike Oxlong: What's deez, Mike?

Mike Oxsmall: I dunno. What is deez?

Mike Oxlong: DEEZ NUTS! HA, GOT 'EM!

What was the name of a Roman guide?

Guide Gius.

The name is Ash, Johnathan Ash. My friends call me Jack.

What did the father bullet say to the baby bullet when he killed a bull by hitting it in the eye: "Bull's eye!"

What is your favorite name?

What is your name?

What time is it when you say "bad day?"

Taylor.

What time is your name from? Any time.

What name do you get if you mix the names Chris and Marisa?

Then you get the name Chrisa.

How did pioneers name Canada?

They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"

That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"