Name jokes
I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!
So my dad walks into a bar and there was a hooker and a child. I was with him and they both approached us and they said only £50 for head but it was a little weird that the child was talking to my dad and the hooker was talking to me. I was about to say something but my dad pushed me over and my friend's uncle killed my dad.
The kid was never seen again. Her name was Madeleine McCann. I think I'm the only one who knows where she is, but overall the head from the hooker was good.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
What do you call James, James?
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
What is your name? What am I pointing at? 👃🏽 And what am I holding? Hahaha!!!!! Knows nothing.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
Taylor.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Englishman: We named our son George since he was born on Saint George's Day.
Irishman: We called our daughter Valentine since she was born on Valentine's Day.
Scotsman: We named our son Pancake because he was born on Pancake Day!
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
John
Stephanie is my name.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.