Name jokes
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
One of my friends named Jill had a drug overdose.
She didn’t have any of that drug after that. For the rest of her life, she acted very high. When she died, it was because of natural causes, not the drug. So this proves that a lethal dose is also a life time supply.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What do you call a girl who is thirsty for water?
An H2hoe.
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What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
Oooo, Gabriel Casey.
Ramsey Bevan
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?
Cassie.
Get it?
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What would you name a mummified squirrel?
Perhaps... Mumford?
People named Aaron are annoying. Why have two A’s when you can have none? (Ron)
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.