How did the Asian couple name their child? They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
The previous joke was by Sebastian Wittrock but he put Miguel Roberts as the name
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
Once a pon a time lived a fat ass named steve and got rabies and died the end!
What do you call pedophiles on a beach? Pedos in Speedos.
What's Hellen Keller call her dog?
NAUSHFBUYGWF
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs. *knock knock* Who's there! Not Sarah.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong
vladimir putin is probably a homo-phobe because he has to go through life the name of a gay porn star
you.
What do u call a pedophile who's dying? you.
My name is jeff.
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
What do you call a Russian tree?
Dimitree.
What was the name of Russia's first female traffic cop?
Ivana Pulyova
What do you call a short black person?
By their name, you racist.
What do you call a dog with no legs? -- Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.
