What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
I have a little John.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Ben
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
