Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
hi, my name is moo what is yours moo
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Jonah Oglan.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
I have a little John.
What do you call sweaty titties?
Humititties.
Deals is bully, right? Denise, like a bully type of rock, is a piggy.
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to "Finding Emo."
