Name jokes
Ethan Fennel
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
Jacob Colletto
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
The four Daisies:
Princess Daisy
Daisy Duck
Daisy Wells
Daisy Dove Bloom
My wife told me to hang her the salt, so I beat the shit out of her. My name's Kyle, by the way.
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
Roddy Rick Dalby
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
Big Dik
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!