Name Jokes

Ashten Parkes

So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."

Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

My name says it all.

Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.

"My name is Dezz."

What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?

Panera Fred.

What do you call someone with a pindie spot?

Stop screen recording.

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.

What do you call an Indian? Indiana Jones.

What's the difference between a retard and a normal person?

A normal person is not named Josh Wakling.

Ethan Fennel

Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.

"My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104."

I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"

Do you know Mike Hawk? No, who is he? Mike Hawk in your MOUTH!

Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.

My friend: How?

Justin: Justin!

Jacob Colletto

What was the orphan's name?

Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂