So one time I had a dream where I was on a road trip and we drove a golf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan.
We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom, which was so weird!
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Ben
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
What do you call a kid named Caitlyn?
My best friend.
My friend showed me his broken finger, and I said, "JESUS!" He said his name is Jake.
Yoav
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Ashton Parkes.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a dipshit?
A Charlie.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
What do you call a questioning Constanta?
Curious George.
What's another nickname for a flat emo?
A copping boars.
What 16 stoner rode a Derby winner?
Lester Piggott's.
