Name jokes
Chloe Lutwyche, Bella Battese, and Hayley Wilson.
Instead of Obama, it was supposed to be Osama. Pretending I got their names mixed up.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Knock knock. Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kick your a**!
This guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named "How to Commit Suicide." He never returned it.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Kiwi loves Brad.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
Jonah Oglan.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
What's the name of a crazy crap that wins everything? Winnie da Pooh.
Bob is Johnny, ahgaaghahahahaha!
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.