Name jokes
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
Tyler is ugly.
If you are called Tyler, change your name.
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
Coooper
My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian. I asked her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better.
what do you call a flat road named after George Floyd?
Flat neck road.
Bob the builder.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).
What do you call it when Panera is over?
Panera end.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
My favorite book is "Brown Spots on the Ceiling" by Ho Fung Poo.
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
What do people use more than you that is yours?
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
Jake: Can I go outside?
Mom: Did you clean your room?
Jake: No.
Mom: Then f*ck no.
Jake: Alright, bet.
(Brother named No)
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
Jamal