How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him Sudden Lee.
this guy came into my library a year ago and borrowed a book named how to commit suicide he never returned it
hi, my name is moo what is yours moo
Eminem - 'Morbius' Lyrics.
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo* them: puma “puma balls in yo mouth
my name is ethan and i dont find this funny
How do you name a disabled asian
Throw the weelchair down the stairs
What's the name of a crazy crap that Wins everything ?? Winnie da POOH🌻✌💚✌
I'm always forgetting these kinds of jokes. I also forgot my son's name.
The Egyptian god of sun name is KA
My friend : Where does the sun god go to get a shoe
Me : In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend : What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me : Call The Police Ka !!!
i have a little john
What do you call sweaty tities Humitits
Nemo turned emo and changed his movie name to finding emo
so one time I had a dream where I as on a road trip and we drove a gulf cart and a Susan, which I don’t know why the heck the name of the car was called a Susan. We went into this house and there was like a woman there and we went into this bathroom which looked like a public bathroom which was so weird!!!
Whats a name orphans hate to be called? Homie.
I know this is supposed to be emo joke but anyone wan't to play Rocket League? I'm on Ps4 by the way! My Name: Box3d_by_Clapped
I know this isn't about glue but here's one: Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong
What do you call a kid name caitlyn?
My best friend
