Name jokes

What do you call Adolf Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.

Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. Their names were Johony and Papa.

All of the sudden, Johony passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, what's your emergency?” The hunter replies “My son just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”

I'm looking for the bartender.

Person named Bart:

I met a homeless guy named Rich.

He wasn't.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Mary."

"Mary who?"

"Marry me!"

Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?

Simplest way to tell if dogs are better than cats: My dog is named Curiosity, and your cat is dead.

James Dalton.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.

I went to an interview and my future boss said, "Hi, my name is Watt Niseto, meet you."

Then said, "WHAT IS UR NAME?" He then said,

"What is not my name, Watt is." So I replied, "Ugh fine, I guess I'll call you Wha." Then he said, "Wha I not my name."

And then I said, "Ugh fine, my name is Will Knott." He then replied, "Hi Will Not."

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

Who loves walnut? Wallace!

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

POV: Her name is Alli.

Her name was Lola.

She was a loner.

At the Copa.

Then I saw her,

And I got a boner.

The next morning,

She couldn't remember if I banged her.

Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!