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Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
My bank loves me.
They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
"I hate when people make 911 jokes because my grandfather died during the twin tower attacks, he was the best pilot in saudi arabia"
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
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My dads the oldest and when he was young he shot my grandpas balls off but I thought about it how does my dad have younger brothers
Someone asked me my gender... I said woah man
are you suicide because you are always on my mind
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A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
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Me and my stepmom went into the forest.I think I hid the body pretty well but now I have to hide the gun.
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer
A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
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My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.
