My jokes

I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.

My friend died from Ligma!

Ligma balls.

My ex.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. “Leaf” who? Leaf my house, or else you will regret it. You don’t live here, you dumb idiot! ?!

My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot.

I made this game called Ligma. Say it, "Ligma."

Lick my balls.

For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)

What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?

I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.

Orphan: Where are my parents?

God: New York City.

Orphan: But they used to live in China.

Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

I said I’m losing my mind. My friend said, “You didn’t have much to begin with.”

I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.

Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.

My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.

My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.

He sucked his sister's poop hole.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

One time, I took my wife to the doctors. My wife had a severe migraine and needed a medic. I waited for about 10 minutes.

The doctor walked out with my wife in a wheelchair. "Due to your wife's broken hip, she may never walk again," said the doctor. "She had a migraine," I said. "Oh, we know," said the doctor.

A "monster" that has 2 heads, 2 bodies, 6 feet, why am I not afraid of the "monster"? It's my dad riding a horse.

My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.

Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.