My dick wants to buy you a beer. šŗ
My Jokes
The Egyptian god of sun's name is Ka.
My friend: Where does the sun god go to get a shoe?
Me: In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend: What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me: Call The Police Ka!!!
I always wear Puma, put my balls in your mouth.
I am cutie cutie, just like my bro, herishy.
herishy, my little sissy dont report me.
My foot itches.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I donāt shut up, I grow up like you should."
My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that Iād prove her wrong.
The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didnāt like it much after the funeral.
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Person 1: Omg, my blind boyfriend cheated on me.
Person 2: What did you expect? Him to see other hoes...
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
When I look in your eyes, I always see something: my reflection. š
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
Why did Helen Kellerās dog run away?
I would too if my name was Braille.
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...
My dad said I need to eat more. I don't know why, but his fat ass needs to stop eating.
Am I the only one here that actually tried to kill myself 15 times and failed every time and landed up in the hospital every time?
I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.
Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.
So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
My kid had an accident.
