My jokes

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

My mom left me at a very young age.

Who dislikes my freestyle?

What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"

Hi, my name is unknown guy! Please comment on the pictures I show you and join my group!

James, sike, I lied, your mommy is pancakes, is so dry.

My best friend: Joey, sike, I lied, your Twitch is dry.

My other friends: the winner is................. my guy James!

What did the farmer who lost his tractor say?

*waits 25 seconds*

"I lost my tractor!"

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

My boyfriend's sister is mad because I smashed his girl.

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

Me: Bomber333 is the imposter!

Other Crewmate: Why do you say that as if you know who the imposter is with 100% certainty?

Then he read my username and knew.

I killed myself, then woke up.

My grandpa died to ligma.

Ligma balls lol.

What’s red, 11 inches, and makes my girlfriend cry when I slap her with it?

Her miscarriage.

Me: Sister, are you wearing makeup?

My sister wearing all the world's makeup.

Sister: Just a little.

A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends

Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!

Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?

I told my wife she was lousy in bed.

She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"

I was looking forward to reading the short jokes to see if I could find my uncle.