My jokes
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂
I asked my friend what happened to him?
His balance shifted.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
My dog
My middle name is Brian. I was so proud of being able to spell my full name till someone pointed out "Johnny Brain Walker" was incorrect.
Roblox jokes be like: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I should create a game.
*Creates game* bruh my game got to thousand hundred 700,000 likes!
😄😄😄
My PC.
The bright side of this pandemic is now both my hands look equally chapped and raw.
My life, haha, so funny!
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
I was at school today, and one of my friends said after a test, "Man, that was hard." After that, I started laughing and I said, "That's what she said."
I have a new joke.
My life. Wait... jokes are supposed to have meaning.
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
My brother has a fucking ass and I wake up to him twerking.
Hey, guess what I got for my birthday.
No, what did you get? Older.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.
Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!
A book just fell on my head. I’ve got only my shelf to blame!
My mom is telling me to get off Friday Night Funkin' or she will slam my head against the keyboard: weherhrqqkh[qokqho[krq3[t4i2-4q43q343q44334q43.