My Jokes

I wish I could say that my life is a joke, but I can't because jokes have a meaning.

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

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My friend Jimmy said his dad is exactly like Santa. I asked, "Why is it because he gives people presents?" Jimmy told me, "No, it's because I hear so many good things about him and how he's gonna come home, but never see him."

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