My jokes
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Do you know what organ remains warm even after a woman dies?
My penis (or rather my neutron laser priming its firing sequence).
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart."
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
I asked God why nobody likes me. He showed a reflection of myself.
Suck my balls!
My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:
Allah hu akbar.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
What's the difference between my wife and her sisters?
Her sisters ate hotter, and I married the grenade.
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
Friends, who's your barber? They mess up big time.
Me.
You're just jealous because my dad cuts my hair for free, and you have to be paying 30 dollars just for that short-ass cut.
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Dam, sometimes when I look at my friend's head, I say, "Dam, that's a dam big head, Nick." Then he is like, "Dude, that's a literal dam."
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.
He sucked his sister's poop hole.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?