If I die delete my search history
“What’s your name, son?” The principal asked his student. The kid replied, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.” “Do you have a stutter?” the principal asked. The student answered, “No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk.”
whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That's when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom "bullets" we don't talk about this anymore
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The cops are still searching for my wife's killer. Luckily I already fled the country.
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her ‘doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?’ The doctor says ‘my number’
Why hasn't my dad come back? No seriously I'm not joking
What is red and looks like a zebra
my arm Hehhehehehe UwU
The number 13? Not on my watch
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa did., not screaming and shouting ike his passengers.
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Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 big macs
I told my friend ten puns to see what one made him laugh. No pun in ten did
How do you know when an orphan is lying.
When they say I swear on my mother’s life
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
My uncle and I have some what of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.
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The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
