My jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Your dad.
But my dad's dead.
I know, just reminding you!
My friend's dad went to jail. He's just surprised because he can finally find him!
I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Your hairline is so old, it’s more wrinkled than my great grandpa's penis.
Lol same
My name is Jamar and I come from afar, ALLAHU AKBAR!
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Well, if Stephen Hawking likes black holes so much, why did he call security when I put my hole on his face?
My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.
I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
So here's Uranus, where's my anus?
My friend: You're so skinny, you never miss the elevator when it's closing. You just slip right through!😂
Me thinking it's a gift from God: 🕴️😎
What did my dad say before he went to go get milk?
"There's money in my wallet for pizza. I love you."
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Why are you censoring my friend Franz? He's just making jokes, but you admins get offended too easily, f*cktards!
My friend has a dog who looks like cocoa. Her name is Cocoa!
The other day, my best friend flipped off the table in class. I thought it was flipping amazing!
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."