Music jokes
How does a rapper apologize?
With a rap-ology!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
"Yo (DYM 107)"
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
I love Hebrew John!
Jerry Garcia: I’m going on a TRIP today!
Bob Weir: Where are you going?
Jerry Garcia: I’m already on it. 😯🦄🌈
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.