How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why don't rappers ever gamble?
Because they're always dropping BEATS, not BETS
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because they're all about those DENTAL GRILLS!
Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
Why did the rapper bring a shovel to the concert?
Because he was about to BURY the COMPETITION!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
What did the DJ say to the VEGETABLE?
"Lettuce turnip the beet"
Why did the rapper carry a notebook everywhere?
To jot down his RAP-SODIES.
What's a rapper's favorite day of the week?
FREESTYLE FRIDAY!
Why did the rapper take up gardening?
Because they wanted to GROW their FLOW.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
Because they were lost in the BEATS
