Music jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
Never gonna give you up.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.