Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
Music Jokes
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
To drop some SERIOUS wordplay!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat.
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
My grandma's got 99 problems, but a fat butt ain't one of 'em.
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
DJ Croos joke.
