Music jokes
Why was Trump banned from music class? He kept putting his finger on D minor.
What was Clinton encouraged to get in college? A minor.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
Never gonna give you up.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
I'm all panic and no disco.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"