Music jokes
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
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What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac + 2Pac = 4Pac
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
Why did the rapper bring a comb to the concert?
Because he wanted to STYLE his FLOW.
Why did the alien go to the rap battle?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY rhymes!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
Because he didn't want to get LOST in the FLOW.
How do rappers freshen their breath?
With a MICRO-MINT!
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.