Music jokes
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Goofy ahh melly
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Kurt Cobain didn't mean to kill himself. He was just so high he thought the shotgun was a bong.
His lyrics are so ironic but so true. "I'm not coming back". "I swear I don't have a gun."
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.
What is an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!