Music jokes
How does a rapper keep their money safe?
In a RAP VAULT.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper go to school?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his fillings checked.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
How do you know when a rapper's been in the kitchen?
The microwave goes, "ding, ding!"
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE!
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!