Music jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite exercise?
Heavy bars.
What instrument do skeletons play?
The Trombone!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING.
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
I was in my guitar class and my strings were dead, and then I realized they were more dead than George Bush on November 30, 2018.
Did you hear about the song Rihanna wrote about the tin can?
It was called "S & N."
What do you call two skeletons dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?
"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
Never gonna give you up.