Music jokes

"Hee hee touch my pp."

You know Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' these balls.

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.

(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.

How does the dog dance?

He doesn't... he's dead.

What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?

Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."

I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

What do you call an emo with curly hair?

Sam Reid.

What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?

A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

When you're having a normal day at school, but then...

"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"