Music jokes

What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.

(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.

How does the dog dance?

He doesn't... he's dead.

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

I suck.

I suck who?

Michael Jackson.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.

*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’ll let it goo!

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.