Music jokes
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
Memes
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Whatβs a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: β«He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!βͺ
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.