Music jokes
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What’s Kobe’s favorite rapper?
NLE Choppa
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
If you take off the first and last letter of "demon," they're gonna turn emo.
If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend, just duet.
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!