Music jokes
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Memes
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!