Music jokes
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
Memes
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Whatβs a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon?
Because sheβll let it goo!
Youβre so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, βA B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!β
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
I donβt know why people donβt say "Cobain," because Iβm pretty sure Kurt Cobain didnβt miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: β«He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!βͺ