Music jokes
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
Memes
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon?
Because sheβll let it goo!
Youβre so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, βA B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!β
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
I donβt know why people donβt say "Cobain," because Iβm pretty sure Kurt Cobain didnβt miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: β«He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!βͺ
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.