Music jokes
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What do cows listen to?
Moo-sic.
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to?
The Monkees and Gorillaz.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
It's all fun and games until they start dancing.