Music jokes
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Memes
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why donβt rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why donβt rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone whoβs always in the booth!
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.