Music jokes

Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.

Why is a wet pavement like playing music?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.

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Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!

Q: Why did Stevie Wonder drown?

A: Because there wasn't a lifeguard in sight.

Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.

Yeah, she said, "Do you love me?" I said, "Only partly. I love my bed and my mommy. I'm sorry."

In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

"I met a girl and she's 28."

"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

- AJR

I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

What’s the most played song in Africa?

Have you ever seen the rain?

What does Michael Jackson ask little boys before going to bed? Are you sleeping?

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello on the other side.

Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?

He wanted to be able to finger A minor.