Music jokes
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.