Music jokes
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?
The Jackson 4.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.