Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD
What's a rapper's favorite type of CANDY?
Mic Drops
What did the rapper say when he lost his voice?
"I guess I'll have to drop a SILENT TRACK"
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A RHYME SCHEME that's all about the BENJAMINS
What instrument do skeletons play?
The TromBONE!
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
Because it was all about the TIMING
What do you call a rapper who can't keep a beat?
A RAPPER-TAP-TAP
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
How does a rapper clean their house?
With a BEAT BRUSH
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?
Because he kept dropping the BEETS
What do you call a rapper with a PhD?
A RAP SCHOLAR
Why did the rapper go to SCHOOL?
To learn his ABCs (All 'Bout Cash)
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat"
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent
What did the rapper say to his microwave?
"Yo, HEAT IT UP, fam"
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES
What's a rapper's favorite type of car?
A RAPMOBILE
