Music jokes

You know Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' these balls.

What kind of trumpet are you playing?

An "Donald Trumpet"!

What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!

What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?

A: Garry Glitter's boots.

What has eight legs and doesn’t rape children?

The Jackson 4.

This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ

"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."

Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(

What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

Jesus is a rock music fan.

Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.

(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.

How does the dog dance?

He doesn't... he's dead.

*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!

Why don’t rappers ever get lost?

They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.

He is now playing the whore-monica.

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.