Music jokes
Ever heard of the band "Nothing but Thieves"?
Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
me listening to issa bass
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many PROBLEMS and not enough RAP.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a primary school oval. 😂
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Angler.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.