Music jokes
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Who dislikes my freestyle?
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could navigate his way through the rap game.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
me listening to issa bass
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.
You know chords, right? Well, you know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sense of power, to just F A-minor.
But that's not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or, though a bit tricky, the D of minors into the B of minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if I want to continue it would be a bit of a stretch.
Q. What makes music on your hair?
A. A headband!
Why are Captain from SpongeBob and Michael Jackson so similar?
They both say, "Are you ready, kids?"
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
A rhyme scheme that's all about the Benjamins!
How does a rapper make tea?
He drops some HOT BARS into a cup.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.