Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"
Music Jokes
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
I like strippers on me.
