Music

Music jokes

Dick

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

Song

You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?

But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.

Roast

Roses are red, violets are blue, when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo!"

Party

How do you get a party started in Africa?

You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.

People

Why do Black people not like country music?

Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.

Rapper

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Orphan

What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?

One is loved by all.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.