What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
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It's all fun and games until they start dancing
https://www.youtube.com/@andrewjbsax
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
