Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
Music Jokes
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Why did Michael Jackson cross the road?
To get to the opera.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
I like strippers on me.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
