Music jokes
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
Memes
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
Who is my favorite underground rapper?
XXX Tentacion
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To drop some WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne."
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What song does Kobe Bryant hate?
"Rocky Mountain High."
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.