I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Whats harder then titanium Michael Jackson at the playground
I'm listening to a song about fish--it's very catchy.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
What is Sophia’s favourite song?
"Open Wide" cum inside, it is okay school.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
How can you be friends with a pedophile that's a musician?
B minor.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
What do you call a rapper's pet?
A HIP-HOP-POTAMUS.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
