Music jokes

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

Organ harvesting.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna

Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?

Because she can listen to call music.

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What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.

I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."

Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?

A. "Till I Collapse."

Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.

When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...

What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!

Sans: What am I using?

A trom-bone!

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!

I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!

What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.

I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."

If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.