Music jokes
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Why did LankyboxGamesJustin go to the aquarium?
Because he's gonna dance with aquayyyyrium!
What does the drummer call his twins? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
AB💿
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!