Music jokes
I have to file a complaint against Spotify because I didn’t see you on my hot singles last week.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?
For WORDPLAY!
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the bars.
Why did the rapper go to the optometrist?
Because he needed to improve his RAP VISION.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.