Music jokes
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
Post Malone was in the hospital, but he is BETTER NOW.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
If I was a cow and could dance, I'd bust some moooooves while I uddered some lyrics!
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Memes
"Karma is the guy on the Chiefs, Coming straight home to me."
Why were the rappers late for their flight?
They forgot to pack.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper start a gardening business?
He had mad ROOTS in the game.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in traffic?
A cypher circle.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.