"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
Music Jokes
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Dababy
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?
Korn Flakes.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
Remember 2000? It was scary.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
I know this isn't about glue, but here's one:
Cardi B had a sister who was obsessed with fitness. Her name? Cardi O.
I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
