Music jokes
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
How did the emo kid compliment the other emo kid? He said, "I like your cuts G."
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
I was at a concert in the front row, and I shouted something to the band's guitarist. He took it the wrong way and responded: "I'm going to go down there and hit you with my guitar!"
And I replied: "Is that a death fret?"
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A tromboner.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
What did the skeleton play when he joined the band?
A tromBONE.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.