Music jokes
Why doesn't a skeleton dance? Because he had no body to dance with. Lol, Sans.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had mad flow!
What's a rapper's favorite type of movie?
"Rap-tures."
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
What was Kurt Cobain's biggest flaw?
He had a short temper and lost his head over everything.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What did the rapper name his new DOG?
Lil Bark.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What fish sings?
A tuna.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
To leave everyone SPEECHLESS!
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash!