Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES
"Just ditched a women. Feelin good!" -Techno
what do you call a white guy who can actually dance? jewish
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool then jack came in and asked jill if she wanted to ride in his new car she said i have to think then jack said at least let me by you a drink after 5 drinks he asked again this time she said yes so they got in the car and jack and jill roed up a hill to to jacks home then jack said (close your eiys i got a supries )so jack lead jill to his room then said open your ies so jill opend her iese then jack got them some red wine jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and jack said i know you wana she said no way so jack gave her one more drink then she passed out then jack ripped all his close off then he did the same to jill then he did it till 3am
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music
I was listening to some Drake in class. My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that “Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi” I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't FIND the BEAT
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always know where the BEAT is
