Music jokes
What did the rapper say to the SANDWICH?
"Wrap it up!"
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?
Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the concert?
Because his lyrics were so fire, he needed protection!
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?
A sex-a-phone.
Did you hear about the band Manhole? I hear they're a metal cover.
Nickelback.
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.
Dababy