Music jokes

Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?

Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.

What's Daveon's favorite type of music? Daveon-core.

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To build some SOLID BARS.

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the rap battle?

For WORDPLAY!

How do rappers stay cool in the studio?

They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!

Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?

He kept dropping the BEETS!

How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of flow creamer.

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

Why were the rappers late for their flight?

They forgot to pack.

Katy Perry can't sing, can't dance, doesn't write music, is unbelievably ugly, and is unable to decipher maths or science. Really though, I didn't realize going down on a record executive would later lead her to be one of the people able to go to space.

What song does Kobe Bryant hate?

"Rocky Mountain High."

What’s worse than spiders on your piano?

Craps on your organ.

What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:

The best thing they did was a wall.

I gotta song for Hawaii, baby, you light up my world like nobody else.

You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.

What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!

Here are some skeleton jokes.

You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.

If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.

I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.

I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.

I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!

I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.

I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.

Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

What instrument do people like to listen to while having sex?

A sex-a-phone.