Music jokes
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
How do rappers stay organized?
With rhyme books instead of planners!
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?
There's brains all over the place.
this one hurts
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
A man with a drum.
"Well, tell him to beat it!"
Why are cows such great dancers?
They have all the best moooves!
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ice.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What is a dog's favorite music?
Pup rock
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?
I’m bone to be wild!
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.