Music jokes
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Memes
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.