Music jokes
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"