Music jokes
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
I like strippers on me.
At gym class today, my friend made this song:
🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.