I asked an American if their national anthem was "Pumped Up Kicks."
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Why does the singer put a radio in her fridge?
Because she can listen to call music.
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didn’t attend, I just thought... “NO WAY!”
What do a 100-year-old pornstar and The White Stripes have in common? Icky Thump!
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS!
