Music jokes
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle. So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle. So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Why was Michael Jackson fired as a guitar teacher?
Because he fingered a minor.
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS!
What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?
"Dust in the Wind."
What do you call an elf that sings? A Wrapper.
What's a convict's favorite song?
"I want to break free."
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
Prince, are you there?
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
Watersharky Music Productions Presents As It Was by Harry Styles.
Holdin' me back Gravity's holdin' me back I want you to hold out the palm of your hand Why don't we leave it at that?
Nothin' to say When everything gets in the way Seems you cannot be replaced And I'm the one who will stay, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Answer the phone "Harry, you're no good alone Why are you sitting at home on the floor? What kind of pills are you on?"
Ringin' the bell And nobody's coming to help Your daddy lives by himself He just wants to know that you're well, oh-oh-oh
In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was In this world, it's just us You know it's not the same as it was As it was, as it was You know it's not the same
Go home, get ahead, light-speed internet I don't wanna talk about the way that it was Leave America, two kids follow her I don't wanna talk about who's doin' it first.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?