Why did the DJ go to jail?
Because he dropped the BASS too hard
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
How do rappers greet each other?
With a HIGH FIVE and a MIC DROP
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check
What did the beat say to the rapper?
"You're OFF RHYTHM, but I'll give you a hand"
Why was the rapper always so confident?
Because he had a lot of RHYME and REASON
What did the beat say to the rapper?
“You've got me DROPPING like it's HOT"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES space?
Snoop Star
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE”
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
What do you call a rapper with bad CREDIT?
Lil Borrow
I wrote a song about a tortilla
Actually, it’s more of a wrap
What did the mic say to the rapper?
Don’t DROP me, bro!
*Tibia* honestly I think the reason I’m *bonely* is because you guys don’t find my jokes *humerus* ...... maybe if I played the *trombone* it would get people’s attention but *tibia* honest I can’t be bothered so one just look at my *BONE-zai* tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one so how about a *S-pine* tree
Do u know how i lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D
what type of music is a balloon afraid of-pop
Dad:where is my son Son:come join me me with musical chairs except we stand on them Dad:ok so do we put this round our neck Son:YES MUM:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
you when you face the boss the first time: :) you when dark souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :( you when you ask why do you hear boss music: <( you when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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I make elevating music you make elevator moosic
