Music jokes
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
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What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!