Music jokes
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Why don’t rappers ever get lost?
They always have a SICK FLOW to follow.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.