Music jokes
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Q: What kind of Christmas music do elves like?
A: “Wrap” music.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Memes
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
When you're having a normal day at school, but then...
"All the other kids with the pumped up kicks"
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What is Michael Jackson's chemical? The HE-HE-lium.
What instrument do orphans play?
The sax alone.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.