Interviewer: Hey JFK, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J?
JFK: I er ah Bang Bang.
Music Jokes
Q: What's an emo's favorite game? A: Hangman
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What do you call a female Michael Jackson? She she.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Make like a drum and beat it!
Ariana Grande
Why do cats like to sing? They're very mewsical!
Why does every emo kid try to be like Tarzan? So they can swing on the vine.
You know Imagine Dragons?
Imagine draggin' these balls.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
