Music jokes

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What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

How sexy is Ariana Grande?

Why don't booties make good drummers?

They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.

Suck!

What did the rapper say at the bakery?

"I need ALL the dough you got!"

What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?

A headbanger.

What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?

They know how to get a beat down.

A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?

How does the dog dance?

He doesn't... he's dead.

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Why did the rapper visit the bank?

To get his RHYME CHECK.

What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?

Rolling Loud 🎸🎸

What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.

Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.

Oh wait, I forgot.

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??

UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.