Music jokes
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.