Music jokes
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.