Music

Music jokes

Lady

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

Shot

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

News

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

Tuna

What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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  • Sun

    What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

    "Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

    Teacher

    Vegan Teacher the musical.

    Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"

    Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶

    Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵

    Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵

    Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵

    Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"

    Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"

    - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.

    Song

    What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

    "Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.

    Thanos

    What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

    Paint

    What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?

    Dutch Boy.

    Baby

    Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

    1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

    2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

    3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

    4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

    5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

    6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

    7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

    8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

    9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

    10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

    Woman

    Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

    Chicken Wing

    I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...

    "Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."

    Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)