What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
Why did Michael Joseph Jackson dangle the baby over the balcony? He wanted to air out the blanket.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Why was the piano waiting at the front door?
Because it forgot which key to use!
Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.
If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I really used to be into emo chicks. Now they just don't make the cut.
What song do supportive parents of a closeted child love?
“The Son Will Come Out Tomorrow.”
Why do rappers love the gym?
'Cause they're all about them heavy bars.
