Music jokes
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.