Music jokes

What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?

"Give in to me-hee-he!"

What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."

What’s a sheep’s favorite song?

"Baby Don’t Herd Me."

Me: Cobain!

Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.

Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.

Why? He loved to play with the little balls.

What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?

He, he.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."

Vegan Teacher the musical.

Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"

Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶

Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵

Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵

Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"

Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"

- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.

What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.

I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?

Dutch Boy.

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...

"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."

Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.