Music jokes
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.