Music jokes
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Memes
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.