Music jokes
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
What's a flat-chested emo called?
A cutting board.
This song is sus, because I’m happy. Clap along if you feel like happiness is the root. What are you clapping?
What's a rapper's favorite kind of tree?
CYPRESS HILL.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Trout.
If Asriel were Sans, would his theme be "Jokes and Memes"?
Your mom sings "It's the Final Countdown" while pooping.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
How do you make an emo mad at you?
Cut the rope.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of SHOE?
Ad-lib-idas.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.