Music jokes
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Memes
If you non-band kids were wondering what band looks like
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.