What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
Music Jokes
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, you're in my sun (son)."
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns?
He, he.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
