Music jokes
When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Oooh, I fall apart. Oooh, yeah, mmhmm. She told me that I'm not enough, yeah, And she left me with a broken heart, yeah. She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah. Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah, And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah. Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
I am trying not to copy any one But. Meme time
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
"Hee hee touch my pp."
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?
My Chemical Romance.
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.