Music jokes
Two people are under the covers. The man says, "Quote the Beatles: Come together!"
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What did the girls on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Could you move? Your sun is in my son."
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?
"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...
"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."
Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)
I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.