What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little weiners
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why did the prisoner run away?
To spit bars.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
Finish the lyrics: Can I put my...
What is a pedophiles favorite piano note?
A Minor
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
