A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
Music Jokes
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Mi-hee-lk.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."
Q: What do you use on your tuba when it breaks?
A: Tuba-glue.
If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
Why did the emo go to the store?
To buy bleach.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
