Music jokes

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.

What’s Steven Hawkins' favorite song?

"Highway to Hell" because it’s a staircase to heaven.

What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?

Dutch Boy.

I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.

What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.

Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.

1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.

2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!

What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?

Ow!

I know this isn't the real chicken wing song, but my version...

"Chicken wing, chicken wing, I want your mommy. Slap her with my hairy salami while she's still yawning."

Make your own chicken wing song and put it in the comments... :)

How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?

There’s a stairway to heaven.

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?

Lil Teller.

Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?

Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he’s dead.

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.

So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....

The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Nothing, because he is dead.