Music jokes
How do we know Stephen is dying in hell?
There’s a stairway to heaven.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
I am a reverse rapper because I put bars in my mouth.
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
What is a disabled person's least favorite song?
"I'm Still Standing."