Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS
What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why do rappers make terrible pirates?
Because they’re always DROPPING HOOKS
Did you hear about that musical that was sung by some obsidian?
It rocked.
How do rappers like their coffee? With a lot of FLOW CREAMER
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY
What’s worse than spiders On your piano Craps on your organ
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS
Why was the rapper afraid of elevators?
He was worried about getting stuck between the BARS
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS
What do you call a group of rappers stuck in TRAFFIC?
A cypher-circle
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
How does a rapper pay for his groceries?
With a SICK FLOW of cash
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW”
Why was the rapper cold in the recording studio?
Because his bars were ICE
What is the similarity between pink floyd and Donald trump: The best thing they did was a wall
I gotta song for Hawaii baby you light up my world like no body els
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
