What bathroom does a trumpet go to? The brass room...
Ever heard of the band 'Nothing but thieves'? Yeah, it's called RobberBand.
You can tune a guitar but you can’t tuna fish 🐠 🐟
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month, it's called Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Which pokemon listens to Aha? Takemeon
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle? A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs".
What did the baritone say to the alto?
Nothing, you couldn’t hear him
Whats harder then titanium Michael Jackson at the playground
What was Steven Hawking favorite genre of music? Rock and Roll.
I'm listening to a song about fish - it's very catchy.
Michael Jackson and Kelly Clarkson both did shady stuff to children. Michael Jackson said that there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with unrelated small children. Kelly Clarkson said that there is nothing wrong with physically beating a small child.
The thing is, though, only one of them made Billie Jean or Beat It, and the other is just a typical karaoke country singer. So no surprise people gave Wacko Jacko a pass.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
Do you know why in france there is a cheese named formage á ràpe?
Cuz the cheese got rapped
Why did techno die? They broke his bed
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
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Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby
What do monkeys and gorillas love to listen to? - The Monkees and Gorillaz
Why did the priest want to learn how to play the organ?
He wanted to be able to finger A minor
What is the definition of Endless Love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
