Music jokes
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
What's Juice Wrld's favorite salad? A seizure salad.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
What is Saturn's favorite song?
"7 Rings."
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What song is the most annoying for a Serb?
Sweet Home Alabama (because it sounds like Sweet Home Albania)!
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What is the skeleton's favorite instrument?
A xylophone.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
you.
What did the rapper say to the computer?
“Yo, stop laggin’ my FLOW!”
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What song was played at the flatulent centenarian's birthday? Candle in the Wind!
Can I get a Hoyah?