What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue? Sticky Minaj
Where does bin laden keep his cd’s
In Irak
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To SWEEP the competition
What's a rapper's favorite drink?
RHYME-A-RITA
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos. I think I'll call it the The Cutting Board.
roses are red violets are blue when The Oh Hellos saw you they said "Shoo"
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?.............. A Louis baton.
why is the record for longest jump kept by a emo there still hanging
why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? she didn't want to give him kids
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
I will survive, by Gloria Gaynor.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3
Whyed the emo have to friends"becuase they like to hang by themself"
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What kind of paper likes music? (W)rapping paper.
I always think that percussions are golden but cheeks
What do you call an elite bungee jumper... An emo kid
