Music jokes
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
So there were these two wind turbines standing in a field, and one of them asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"
The other thinks for a moment and says, "I'm a big metal fan."
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
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Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.