Music jokes
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
da baby
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.