Music jokes
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"