Music jokes
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CABULARY!
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Me: *listening to music under a tree and smiling*
Random person who sees me: Awwww look at him, he looks so so happy ^w^
Me: *actually listening to depressing music that makes me wanna kill and end myself but just smiles to show that everything's gonna be fine even if it won't*
What did the rapper say to the broken vending machine?
"Yo, drop the BEAT!"
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
Me and my friends are going to create a Steps tribute band. We are all in wheelchairs, so we are going to be called "Ramps."
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.