Music jokes
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
da baby
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.