Music jokes
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
Memes
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."