Music jokes
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
da baby
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Memes
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.