Music jokes
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What do you call a rapper who can't afford jewelry?
"UNBLINGABLE"
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Why are koalas so cool? Because LL Cool J ama said "knock you out!"
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What is Chuck Norris' favorite Sonic song?
"Open Your Heart."
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM!
What part of "Another One Bites the Dust" do you sing to a disabled person to make fun of them? "I'm standing on my own two feet."
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
What did Michael Jackson say before he died, as far as his childhood? "This is it."
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
What did the rapper say to his BROKEN PENCIL?
"You broke the beat!"
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
What kind of trumpet are you playing?
An "Donald Trumpet"!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!