What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song??
Rollin' and Controllin'.
Music Jokes
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer.
I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."
What is love? Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more!
People: You're ugly.
Me: Ok.
People: I hate you.
Me: Cool, IDC.
People: You're annoying.
Me: Good for me.
People: BTS is dumb.
Me: I'll give you 5 seconds to run!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
What does Michael Joseph Jackson say when little boys walk away?
"Give in to me-hee-he!"
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite candy bar?
Milk-hee-hee Way.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
Me: Cobain!
Friend: No, dude, it's Kobe.
Me: Why? Cobain didn't miss his last shot.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite game? Jacks.
Why? He loved to play with the little balls.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? A headbanger.
