Music jokes
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
da baby
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.