Music jokes
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What do Rihanna and a DJ have in common?
They know how to get a beat down.
YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada du energy
Hudididada hada dudo
Hudididada hada ah ah ah ah ah BOP
....energy
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing to do when nobody's home?
Beat it.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I quote Linkin Park too much.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
Vegan Teacher the musical.
Miss Kadie - "Oh no, you poor dead animal!"
Mr. Beast- 🎶 "You're a dumb Communist, Miss Kadie" 🎶
Chandler-🎵 "Yup, you're one high fluting son of a gun" 🎵
Mr. Beast- 🎵 "I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant" 🎵
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "Don't hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans 'R' us kid?" 🎵
Kids- 🎵 "We've had enough of your problems, Miss Kadie, you're such a commie!"
Miss Kadie - 🎵 "I just want to die because I'm so sad!"
- Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and commits suicide.
What did the rapper say when their computer crashed?
"Looks like I just dropped a HARD DRIVE!"
What place is Flo Rida from? Florida.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Olivia Rodrigo
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
When Chris Brown heard he wasn’t the only one to hit a woman.
Stop the cap.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.