Music jokes
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
I cannot believe Kelly Clarkson's music is considered pop! More like comatose music!
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Why can't Juice WRLD play COD Zombies? He can't handle 6 perks.
Why did the guitarist go to prison?
'Cause he fingered A minor.
What’s a sheep’s favorite song?
"Baby Don’t Herd Me."
What did Nicki Minaj say when she sat next to a bomb?
"Bang bang right through the roof. Bang bang all over you."
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What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
I bought a wooden whistle, but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle, but it steel wooden whistle.
So THEN I bought a LED whistle but it steel wooden LED me whistle.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas.
Why does the heart listen to music a lot?
Because it loves feeling the beat.
Why did Michael Jackson decide to sell the ranch?
Because it was over 10 years old.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
Me: U know the show called Imagine Dragons?
Friends: No, what is it?
Me: Imagine dragon this nuts across yo mouth.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.