Music jokes

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

"Yo (DYM 107)"

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

And (DYM 106).

rocked (DYM 136)

This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.

Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:

Up

Doin (DYM 41).

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.

"Na na na na now na na na na now."

A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.

Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?

What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?

Anna 1 Anna 2.

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

What did the baseball player say to the bassist?

Nice baseline!