Music jokes
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
A limbo champion walks into a bar.
What's the difference between Wacko Jacko and Elvis Presley?
14 number 1 hits.
What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
What's red and spins really fast?
Kurt Cobain's ceiling fan.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Why do G-Unit and C-Unit stand for? Gorilla unit and chimpanzee unit.
I always knew that Maranda Sings was orbiting Uranus.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
If I died and went to heaven, do you think I’d be friends with Prince?
The only thing that makes me want to stay alive more is the thought that Prince would hate me.