What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
Music Jokes
I was listening to WAP in my car with my four-year-old cousin, and she asked why they don't fix the holes in the house.
Then my fucking boyfriend, what a hoe, was and pointed to me. I pushed him out of the car, and my other boyfriend took the front seat.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his FLOW-CULUS.
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
What do you call a Navajo with a lot of cash?
Johnny Cash.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?
It comes with no strings attached.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Two to the one from the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees, Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, And I get more ass than a toilet seat.
Three to the one from the one to the three, I met a bad bitch last night in the D, Let me tell you how I made her leave with me, Conversation and Hennessey.
I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top, Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped, If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock, And when I bust yo ass I'ma continue to rock.
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet, It's real easy just follow the beat, Don't let that fine girl pass you by, Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind.
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
If only Karen Carpenter had eaten Mama Cass's sandwich...
Why can’t blind people sing [if] that can’t hear because they can see the lyrics?
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
