Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the party?
So he could drop some WORDPLAY.
Why did the rapper oil up his notepad?
In case he needed to DROP some FREESTYLE NOTES!
During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.
I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.
Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”
My friend was the only one who laughed.
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?
"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"
What do you call German Music in Spanish? Españodelling.
Jill went up to a bar to play a game of pool. Then Jack came in and asked Jill if she wanted to ride in his new car. She said, "I have to think." Then Jack said, "At least let me buy you a drink." After 5 drinks, he asked again. This time she said yes, so they got in the car and Jack and Jill rode up a hill to Jack's home. Then Jack said, "Close your eyes, I got a surprise!" So Jack lead Jill to his room then said, "Open your eyes!" So Jill opened her eyes, then Jack got them some red wine. Jack got drunk and unzipped his fly and Jack said, "I know you wanna." She said, "No way!" So Jack gave her one more drink, then she passed out. Then Jack ripped all his clothes off. Then he did the same to Jill. Then he did it till 3am.
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died
2) Where did all the orphans go!
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Being in a band without a pencil is as easy as reading snare drum music.
What did rapper Pop Smoke get high off of? Cigarettes with Pop and Smoke.
What is a skeleton’s favorite singer?
Pelvis Presley.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
I was listening to some Drake in class.
My teacher shouted to turn it off. She then exclaimed that "Drake is mid and his music is very Pessi!" I didn’t understand the meaning until I checked the dictionary and realised it is a synonym for overrated.
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
