Music jokes

What music does a balloon listen to?

Pop music.

Do you like Imagine Dragons?

Imagine draggin' my balls on your face.

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?

Hairspray.

What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?

"Dust in the Wind."

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

How does an emo greet people?

“What’s down?”

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

Let's rock and roll!

I make elevating music; you make elevator music.

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

And (DYM 106).

"Yo (DYM 107)"

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."