Music jokes

What is Gaten Matarazzo's favorite song?

"Dust in the Wind."

My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?

What is Steve Harrington's favorite musical?

Hairspray.

I used to have a son, but he died the same way Eric Clapton's son died. For inspiration.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

Your mom is emo, Deacon.

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

rocked (DYM 136)

Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?

Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!

And (DYM 106).

What's the difference between Captain Morgan and Amy Winehouse?

Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke.

Let's rock and roll!

What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?

Ground beef.

Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.

I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.

"Yo (DYM 107)"

"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."

What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.

Does anyone know the song that goes like:

Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?

"Na na na na now na na na na now."

This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.