Music jokes
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Your mom is emo, Deacon.
Memes
What is Meat Loaf's new name now that he has passed?
Ground beef.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
I make elevating music; you make elevator music.
I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.
So it can cut itself.
Let's rock and roll!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Doin (DYM 41).
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?