Music jokes
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
What does a Foreigner say when he comes to America?
"You're as cold as I.C.E. You're willing to sacrifice brown lives..."
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
What do you call a rapper who took a dump?
Lil' Crappie.
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
I love Little Mix.