Music

Music jokes

Mom

    • When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

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    • Music memes

    Brain

    • What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common?

    There's brains all over the place.

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    • Mamma

    • Yo mamma so dumb, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

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    • Adoption

    • So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

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    • Rapper

    • Why did the rapper become an electrician?

    Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.

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    • Noise

    • If you hate what you hear from Nickelback, at least you can get your nickel back.

    If you have to deal with the noise from Deftones... unfortunately, not only are you unable to obtain any refund, but you may have become permanently deaf.

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    • 9/11

    • I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.

    The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.

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    • Agent

    • Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

    I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.