You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to read?
50 Cents of Gray.
A bass drum is the boss.
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAANNNNDDDDEEEEEEYYYYEEEEEE!
Digga D?
"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check!
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
Rhy-mosquito.
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
What do you call a rapper who works in the bakery?
DOUGH-KNIGHT
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN.
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his rhyme books!
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
