Music jokes

I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?

Because it's a wrapper.

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

What do you call a router in a thong?

CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always find their way with their flow.

I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.

If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!

What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!

What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!

So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)

Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

Because he was probably retarded.

What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.

Emo

What did Michael Jackson say when Anne got hurt?

"♫ ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE? ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY. BUT JUST TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY. ♫"

What's the difference between depression and a girl?

XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Did you hear about the broken guitar for sale?

It comes with no strings attached.

I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.

I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."

Why did the rapper go to school?

To improve his FLOW-CULUS.