Music jokes
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?
Because it's a wrapper.
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
Doin (DYM 41).
What do you call roller skates you can walk in?
"Wock n' roll."
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Why did Playboi Carti’s partner complain about their love life? Because he kept repeating the same track and never reached the climax.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite song currently?
"Under the Sea" by The Little Mermaid!
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)