Music jokes
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
"Na na na na now na na na na now."
What type of music is a balloon afraid of? Pop.
So True
Dad: Where is my son?
Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.
Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?
Son: YES!
Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
This is so sad. Alexa, play WAP.
Somebody told me to type "Up" by Cardi B. So here it goes:
Up
Doin (DYM 41).
Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?
I tried to hit G by putting D.
A man said his bars are lit. I said no, because mine are fire.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
What did the drummer call his 2 twin daughters?
Anna 1 Anna 2.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”
What’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
So I was in the car with my mom one time and we always joke about me being adopted (I am not), and Michael Jackson's song "Billie Jean" sounds like my name, and so my mom says, as the song is playing, "(My name) is not my daughter, she's just a girl who claims that I am her mum." Wow. *applauds for mother* Love you momma =)
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.