Music jokes
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Like if you are emo.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Woahhhhhhh, we’re halfway theeeere! WOAHHHHHHH OHHHH, Squidward on a chaIIIir!
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the punk rocker.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You give it a little boogie.
Nig
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