Music jokes
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To drop some KNOWLEDGEABLE RHYMES!
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE!"
Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?
A: "Free Fallin'"
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get his DENTAL FLOW checked.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed my friend who was on LSD. "I See a Dreamer."
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
Because he had too many FILL-INS.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
MC Illusion.