Music jokes
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
How do rappers communicate underwater?
They drop some sick flow-tation.
Ariana Grande
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Person one: What did the DJ name his son?
Person two: IDK, what?
Person one: Erik (while making a DJ motion).
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Justin Bieber
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
SLADE is the reason they invented the PAUSE BUTTON.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"
What is a girl's favorite song when they are on their period?
"Period, oh period, oww!"
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
I like strippers on me.