What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Music Jokes
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
What is the number one song played in Columbine High? Smells Like Teen Spirit.
I made a song about a tortilla. Well, it's more of a wrap.
I don’t know why people don’t say "Cobain," because I’m pretty sure Kurt Cobain didn’t miss his last shot like Kobe did.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.
What do you call a depressed a cappella group?
Self-Harmony.
"Why did the band teacher get arrested?"
"For fingering a minor." Ahaha, so funny!
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
I'm gonna open up a bar for emos.
I think I'll call it "The Cutting Board."
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.
I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.
I thought a few hits would cheer him up!
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves.
Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
What’s worse than spiders on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?
Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."
