What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? The exylo-bone!
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
What's a rapist's favorite scale?
C Minor.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?
Cinco De Mayo.
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What do you tell a dead metal fan?
Rust in peace.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Boy, you look like the fake Chief Keef!
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.
Why?
So it would cut itself.
Ariana Grande
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
A violin has "strings" and a fiddle has "strangs."
