Music jokes

I tried to catch yodeling, but he evolved to yodingalig.

I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.

So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....

Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)

What is the definition of Endless Love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Because he had no BODY to go with.

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Watching porn.

Watching porn blow my dick like a basset horn.

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?

Then he gets into treble!

I love Little Mix.

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

Why are the candy's clothes in the studio?

Because it's a wrapper.

Dear Hearing People,

We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.

Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

What do you call roller skates you can walk in?

"Wock n' roll."

I went to the bank to apply for a Personal Loan.

Then they found out I wanted to be a rapper, so they didn't want to Post M"loan."

I named my iPod "Titanic." It's syncing now.

Why did the dog join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.