Mum jokes

I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣

Little Johnny goes to his mum and asks, "Mummy, what's rape?"

Little Johnny's mum answers, "The way you got here."

What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.

Your mum lolololollollollololollolololllol! Find her reboot card lmfao lolololol.

Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

Your mum is so cool, she looks like a fridge. Quote: Jude Porters.

I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?

My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.

Kid: Hi Mum!

Mum: Hi, Loser!

Kid: Why?

Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!

Kid: Waaaaaaa!

I know this is not funny, but who cares?

I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...

Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!

Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.

My mom told me that she and the owner of a Chinese restaurant made a deal. Now we get free Chinese food. So I ask my mom why do we get free Chinese food? Then my mom said, "I love him long time."

My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.

Why didn't the bitch ass skeleton fly?

'Cause me mum flew all the way and Trevor is a boofahead.

Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.

Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.

Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.

Sam's mum is so fat, when she fell down the stairs, I thought EastEnders finished!