Roses are red your mums a Queer fucking hell can’t get out of first gear
What is the definition of clapped? Ur mum when i am in her bed
When a man sleeps with a lot of women he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.
your mum stinks of disbled ppl wanna know why idk either u tell me
my dad came out of my step sister's room as I came out of my step mum's room
You mum fat she were a yellow T-shirt they say taxi
Ethan is gay you say that but first who asked and second where's your mum at correction where's your family so how dare you now in the comments say sorry or I'm coming for you😡😡😜😝
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
your mum is so fat when she slept on the bed the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinasour.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell there mum?
What's the similarity between your mum and West ham?
Your mum blows spunk bubbles from her ass
I was absolutely fuming when i found out my mate was rifling through my mums knicker draw
No one goes in there without my permission
why did my dad leave me and my mum?
i told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying daddy yeeeees
my mum said not to walk the streets cause i wont find home the next day i was an orphan
your mum is so ugly she tried to join a ugly competition they said sorry no pervecinoals
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
Your mum is so fat that she toke a spoon to the supercool
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder ?!
Your mum !!!
When your mum went to the uk and wore a yellow jacket everyone started yelling “taxi! Taxi!”
