Mum

Mum Jokes

Stop making jokes about cancer ... i might sound like a Karen but it’s not fair ... my mum died of cancer last month and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

A few male neighbors acme over the house to take a shower, because for some reason their house didn't have water. A few minutes later I walk into the shower I see the male neighbors and mom taking a shower together. Then I said what are you doing they all say were taking a shower together so we could save water.

*The doctor asking why Ive broken 19 bones in the past week*

*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*

well what am i gonna do now...

A shop assistant is helping a little boy who can't find his mum in the supermarket.

He asks the boy "what's she like?'"

The boy says "Big Cocks and vodka"