Mum jokes
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Your mum so fat, she broke the stairs down to the fridge.
Your mum gay, lol.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
I was walking down the streets with my parents and my sister. My mum said, "Step on a crack, break your mother's back." I stepped on a crack. My sister has been in the hospital ever since.
Why did the octopus cry?
Because his mum said he looked like Johnny Depp.
Why did the ground crack? Because of your mum!
Mum finds out child cheats in math test.
Mom says, "There is no cheating in this house."
Child: "Then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night?"
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
I caught my mom licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that?" She replied, "I’m doing it for practice for who could suck the best dick contest in the neighborhood."
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
My mum touched my friend, but she wasn’t the she’s only 12.
When a man sleeps with a lot of women, he's called a stud. When a woman sleeps with a lot of men, she's called your mum.