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ur mother
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Your hairline goes further back than your mums divorce
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mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
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mum: why are roses red? child: stop, mum, you never make jokes. mum: i made you.
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bruh ppl always makin jokes bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk
Children in the twin towers be like: Look mum its a plane!!!
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My mum touch my friend but she wasn’t the she’s only 12
If you have a daughter, give it the same name as the mum; that way when you call for a beer you get two beers and when you call for sex you get two sex...
why did the orphan didnt do the work because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad there nobody to call
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I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. 🤗 and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he's going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do 😭.
