Mum jokes
Your mum's so fat, she fell into the Grand Canyon and got stuck going down.
Your mum is so fat when she died the Earth was flat! 😂😂😂😂
My mom is actually a mum! 😱
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
Ur mum is so fat that when she lived in a flat on the highest floor, she fell through the inner floor.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
Children in the Twin Towers be like: "Look, Mum, it's a plane!"
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
Suck your mum's bum.
Your mum is like a Golden Knight. She will still attack my tower with troops in the way, like Jude Porter.
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
Ur mum's queef was like a fucking hurricane!
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Yo mum's so dumb, she went to the library to find Facebook.