Mum Jokes

your mums got big tits

Your mum is so fat i had to take 2 buses and a train toget to her good side.

Your mum so fat she's diabetic... LOL

Why didn’t the orphan celebrate their birthday

Because they didn’t have a mom to birth them

why did sally die, she got stabbed by her mum

Your mum lol teehee

I saw this one quote of the people who smile the most are covering the most pain I think this is true just not with everyone. As I am really depressed and act like myself with my friends but with my parents and family I force a smile so they don't worry more than they do. I did a test for my therapy session to see what level of depression I had. It came back with severe 22/24 but I asked her to tell my mum it came back as moderate saying I would tell her that my depression got worse she went along with it but I haven't told my mum and I know make things sound like I aren't as messed up as I truly am to my therapist

I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?". She replied, "Two or three". Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.

what does your mum have in common with your dad? they are both men

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...